Seeing YC tag: "Ohh, I wonder how they're going to get free soda? It better not be something dumb like 'bring a Nalgene, get a large soda, and share!' Might almost maybe (but probably not) justify going to the theater."

Seeing Wired title: "Ohh, I bet theaters are finally providing 'frozen soda' as ice cubes, so the drink doesn't dilute. Or maybe someone brought in soda-cubes for their favorite flavor? But that would probably melt...this should be interesting."

Reading article: "Stupid."

After writing comment: "You know, there's more 'theater soda hacking' in that comment than there was in that entire article."