Re:DevOps: An idea so good, no one admits they don’t do it
by kbelder on Monday August 29, 2022 @06:32PM
(#32644416)
"We've improved the way you interact with our app!"
Cursor slowly moves to the upper-right corner of the screen. "We've added a 'search by topic' functionality to our help menu! No more need to scroll alphabetically!"
Cursor slowly moves to the lower left corner of the screen. A red circles appears, pulsing. "The toolbar now displays the two-letter country code that your operating system is set to. Useful for travelers!"
Cursor slowly moves to the upper middle of the screen. A popup appears. "If you have forgotten to fill out your phone number and email address in the Account Options, a helpful reminder will appear each time you start the program. This will help you reap a number of useful benefits that sharing your information allows!"
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Re:DevOps: An idea so good, no one admits they don’t do it
by techsupporter on Monday August 29, 2022 @08:32PM
(#32645327)
[opens new browser window on phone]
[support . apple . com]
"Hello, my inquiry is whether or not AppleCare+ covers spontaneously throwing my laptop out the window thus it falls down three stories into a storm drain. No, this is purely hypothetical. Yes, I'll wait while you research."