> Which means I dislike Agile by consequence.

From the article:

If I were to generalize, I’d say most of the companies I’m picking on fall into one of two categories:

    They believe in DevOps ideas, but they’re unwilling to invest in changing their ways.
    They aren’t convinced that some of the scarier ideas (like deploying multiple times per day) will help after all.

Isn't it amazing how one could take "DevOps" and substitute "Agile" and it would fit exactly?