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>Yes, I scratched my ass in front of EVERYONE in the office.
>My managers reaction?
>They stood up for me and supported me. They could have shoved me through the exit door, but they chose not to.
>Today, I finally asked them why.
>Their response:
>"If you can scratch my ass like that, you can also go big"
>I'm crying here.
It is in fact a coherent story and also seems like something you would actually see on LinkedIn. Obviously went with maximum cringe.
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>Yes, I scratched my ass in front of EVERYONE in the office.
>My managers reaction?
>They stood up for me and supported me. They could have shoved me through the exit door, but they chose not to.
>Today, I finally asked them why.
>Their response:
>"If you can scratch my ass like that, you can also go big"
>I'm crying here.
It is in fact a coherent story and also seems like something you would actually see on LinkedIn. Obviously went with maximum cringe.