Re:Agile projects have become waterfall projects with sprints
by commandlinefan on Thursday August 18, 2022 @10:20AM
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> They have no replacement methodology.
Yes, we do.
> it has no name.
Yes, it does - it's called the "Agile Manifesto". When MBA's do something called "Agile", they're actually doing Waterfall, but worse.
Imagine if you hired a cleaning crew to clean a warehouse but, instead of sweeping up the floor, they started opening bags of garbage and dumping them on the floor. Now imagine that you pointed out to them that what they're doing is the exact opposite of "cleaning". Now finally imagine that they say, "oh, you warehouse owners always say we're not doing 'cleaning' right".
Yes, we do.
> it has no name.
Yes, it does - it's called the "Agile Manifesto". When MBA's do something called "Agile", they're actually doing Waterfall, but worse.
Imagine if you hired a cleaning crew to clean a warehouse but, instead of sweeping up the floor, they started opening bags of garbage and dumping them on the floor. Now imagine that you pointed out to them that what they're doing is the exact opposite of "cleaning". Now finally imagine that they say, "oh, you warehouse owners always say we're not doing 'cleaning' right".