I'm with you. I have twenty one years earning my living as a programmer and I still don't particularly like objects.

There are times where they work really well, especially for representing domain concepts, but procedural code makes more sense to me in many places where the actual computing takes place.

Time for Objects Anonymous perhaps? "Hello, my name is Simon and I don't like objects."

(I suppose I should reassure folks that I understand objects ... I'm addressing whether I like them and see them as the sliced-bread of programming.)