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Re:Goat Rental – Hire Goats by mikk14 on Friday August 12, 2022 @04:27AM (#32435857)
> with no chance of the goat escaping

Bold assumption there. As they say, "if it doesn't hold water it won't hold a goat."

Re:Goat Rental – Hire Goats by vrc on Friday August 12, 2022 @08:07AM (#32437233)
My town stopped its annual “goats clear the park” setup because one goat would consistently escape and wreak havoc on traffic. Pretty solid enclosure, too
Re:Goat Rental – Hire Goats by Floegipoky on Friday August 12, 2022 @10:41AM (#32439376)
Sounds like they should replace it with "goats clear the park and BBQ"
Re:Goat Rental – Hire Goats by tlavoie on Saturday August 13, 2022 @02:36AM (#32447452)
An electric fence goes a long way, and can be portable. Works great as long as you remember to close the gate. cough
Re:Goat Rental – Hire Goats by Victerius on Friday August 12, 2022 @02:23PM (#32442180)
The same goat each time?
Re:Goat Rental – Hire Goats by throwaway0a5e on Friday August 12, 2022 @07:17AM (#32436818)
As long as extracting whatever food there is is less effort than circumventing the fence the goat will remain...
Re:Goat Rental – Hire Goats by mikk14 on Friday August 12, 2022 @09:02AM (#32437898)
I think modeling a goat as a rational agent is also pretty bold :-)
Re:Goat Rental – Hire Goats by tlavoie on Saturday August 13, 2022 @02:39AM (#32447459)
You'd think so... but yeah, they have their own sort of smarts. Mine are very adept at reaching or finding tasty plants. One was less bright about plants on the other side of a fence that her horns fit through, one way. I had to rescue her about eight times, until the horns were long enough to not go through the fence wire.
Re:Goat Rental – Hire Goats by bsza on Friday August 12, 2022 @10:00AM (#32438780)
And if it does hold water, they’ll climb it anyway.

https://youtu.be/RG9TMn1FJzc

Re:Goat Rental – Hire Goats by yitchelle on Friday August 12, 2022 @08:04AM (#32437206)
I guess if we left the goat long enough, it will eat thorough the fence. Then the neighbours garden will also be barren.
Re:Goat Rental – Hire Goats by Victerius on Friday August 12, 2022 @02:25PM (#32442202)
I sense a mathematical question.