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Re:Fake Dog for Home Security by cudgy on Wednesday July 27, 2022 @01:51PM (#32253891)
For larger properties, a “Beware of Unexploded Land Mines” might work too. Or copy Vladimir the Impailer’s technique of using scarecrows impailed on stakes with the word “Thief” drawn on them.

Might scare the neighbors away too though, but that’s not always a bad thing.

Re:Fake Dog for Home Security by mandeepj on Wednesday July 27, 2022 @01:56PM (#32253976)
Or, buy a fake skeleton, hang a plate around his neck with “ex-burglar killed by me” engraved words :-)
Re:Fake Dog for Home Security by duxup on Wednesday July 27, 2022 @02:23PM (#32254429)
My old man + goth neighbor has an outdoor dragon statue / sculpture.

No break ins, must work.