Oh well, carry on, it's just sad to have to read this kind of bullshit on HN.
Perhaps you may think of the EU as Apple and the common market as the App Store if it will make it any more palatable.
Why are you so personally offended by all of this? It's rather bizarre to see so much vitriol against a whole continent with no nuance, it's actually pretty fucking exhausting.
It isn't like the USA influences a lot of the fucking world with its soft power, right? Coming from another country in the Americas it's pretty fucking ridiculous for me to read from someone in SF/Bay Area complaining about how exhausting it is that your products and services will suffer some regulation. A whole continent down south from where you live is under the grips of undue influence from your little paradise, kneecapping whole governments and societies to bend to its will.
A little regulation over monopolistic forces is the bare minimum, it's nice to see how others can force your hand sometimes, no?