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Re:Nearly a third of new subscribers to news publications ca... by LanceH on Wednesday July 13, 2022 @02:33PM (#32086898)
I appreciate this as darkly humorous, but there is the off chance they send the police around to check on you.
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Re:Nearly a third of new subscribers to news publications ca... by copperx on Wednesday July 13, 2022 @05:14PM (#32088841)
I've used "I was a temporary worker and my visa expired" with great success.
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Re:Nearly a third of new subscribers to news publications ca... by bbarnett on Wednesday July 13, 2022 @02:41PM (#32087001)
Rotfl, the ultimate in customer retention.
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Re:Nearly a third of new subscribers to news publications ca... by yencabulator on Wednesday July 13, 2022 @03:23PM (#32087598)
Customer detention.
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