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Re:The James Webb Telescope discovered something terrifying ... by raxxorraxor on Tuesday July 12, 2022 @07:29AM (#32068330)
In part two we learn that it was all a conspiracy. Behind the growth was actually the universes largest drug cartel and only the Space Force of the United States can save us.
Re:The James Webb Telescope discovered something terrifying ... by ordu on Tuesday July 12, 2022 @07:55AM (#32068544)
Why it never spins recursively? Let a drug cartel to be a conspiracy, bringing an excuse to make USA great again?

But really it was a conspiracy of billionaires who really runs all the governments, and they meant to consolidate their power.

We can do even better, to create an alien conspiracy manipulating this shadow Earth government, with some obscure alien goals.

And I think there is possible one more level of a recursion. It may be some drunk gods playing a game, moving plants, aliens and humans as pawns.

And even one more! The True Hero, Chuck Norris, comes here. He fooled drunk gods by pretending to be a plant eating stars, and... and... he overthrows all gods and force them to take Twelve Step Program of recovery from alcoholism and send the director of the movie to a compulsory psychiatric treatment. Just to bring some sanity into our world. And James Webb Telescope should be destroyed accidentally, so no more news of plants of a galactic scale.

Happy end.

I'd like to watch this one. Why it ends every time with Space Force of the United States?

Re:The James Webb Telescope discovered something terrifying ... by bigiain on Tuesday July 12, 2022 @07:31AM (#32068345)
Stellar sized cocoa leaves… Grown outside any Earth based jurisdiction.
Re:The James Webb Telescope discovered something terrifying ... by raxxorraxor on Tuesday July 12, 2022 @11:31AM (#32071396)
Oh no! That is not an ice planet!
Re:The James Webb Telescope discovered something terrifying ... by pettycashstash2 on Tuesday July 12, 2022 @07:42AM (#32068438)
Elon Musk will send his rockets to harvest the largest known weed plant and make trillions at it