I'm not sure if he's still doing it but someone put together https://theuserisdrunk.com/ and https://theuserismymom.com/ a few years back... I wonder if you could do something similar here, given the level of absolute predictability that seems to be involved.

I sadly can't put my finger on what's so compelling about this, just that my "oh that person should talk to a UX team lead!" meter just went plink