Re:Crypto firm Bitpanda lays off around 20% of its people
by Pv9KKy3 on Friday June 24, 2022 @07:48PM
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They cribbed a fair bit from coinbase. Some of the lines do result in a bit of an eye roll.
"We want to assure you these are one-time measures that we took to make sure Bitpanda keeps what it is and has been: a rock solid company and a great employer. "
I don't think the "great employer" definition in the normal world involves rescinding job offers etc, but it's fun to read the crypto speak.
Keep on being a "rock solid" company compared to those loser companies like AWS etc. I'd personally put crypto folks as far away from "rock solid" as possible!
"We want to assure you these are one-time measures that we took to make sure Bitpanda keeps what it is and has been: a rock solid company and a great employer. "
I don't think the "great employer" definition in the normal world involves rescinding job offers etc, but it's fun to read the crypto speak.
Keep on being a "rock solid" company compared to those loser companies like AWS etc. I'd personally put crypto folks as far away from "rock solid" as possible!