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Re:WebAssembly on Amazon Lambda: Lessons Learned by nmilo on Monday June 20, 2022 @11:53PM (#31819651)
> We built a social network for pets. [...] Every story update is appended in a homemade "blockchain" running in WebAssembly in the Lambda worker.

Dear God.

Re:WebAssembly on Amazon Lambda: Lessons Learned by _6zfa on Tuesday June 21, 2022 @07:37AM (#31822731)
It was completely a joke as mentioned in the article :) It's not actually a blockchain, just a very crude linear merkle tree. The point is that pets are appended into the blockchain, and if enough blocks get appended that don't mention your pet's birth hash, your pet is "dead" like tamagotchi. You can read it in the article in detail.

It was an absurd application of "blockchain" in order to have a demo app to try to run on AWS Lambda within some hours and it worked! :)

Re:WebAssembly on Amazon Lambda: Lessons Learned by paulgb on Tuesday June 21, 2022 @12:29AM (#31819886)
I assume they picked something silly so that they would focus on the actual technical goal (assessing the viability of wasm on AWS) and not getting perfectionistic or bikesheddy about the application itself.
Re:WebAssembly on Amazon Lambda: Lessons Learned by anitil on Tuesday June 21, 2022 @01:10AM (#31820132)
In a wild twist they become the next tech unicorn
Re:WebAssembly on Amazon Lambda: Lessons Learned by syrusakbary on Tuesday June 21, 2022 @01:22AM (#31820200)
We even created a $B business plan for PitPet, so it's just a matter of time...

https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1l4VDbhTeiv1bnUtof3Op...