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Re:Cold Showers by blindmute on Saturday June 18, 2022 @11:42PM (#31795967)
Hype: Your friend says, "Good morning!"

Shower: Unfortunately, there is no conclusive peer-reviewed evidence that it is, in fact, a good morning. A randomized trial found that many mornings are bad.

Caveats: Only applies to mornings. No rigorous paper exists for evenings, so this remains an unknown.

Re:Cold Showers by wkrsz on Sunday June 19, 2022 @07:40AM (#31798393)
Caveat: It's unspecified whether the friend wishes reader a good morning, or means that it is a good morning whether reader wants it or not; or that they feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?
Re:Cold Showers by Konohamaru on Sunday June 19, 2022 @03:30AM (#31797066)
Refutation: Any morning you're on this side of the grass is a good morning.
Re:Cold Showers by bewareandaware on Sunday June 19, 2022 @05:04AM (#31797582)
Refutation: I'm not in the same timezone as you are