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Re:Tesla sends untrained employees to work on cars as servic... by sangnoir on Friday June 17, 2022 @01:58AM (#31774560)
Nueralink is 100% dystopian fodder - think Severance (2022) or any body-snatching story ever told, and a few new ones ("Our app is Uber, but for privately borrowing bodies").

Is transmitting qualia too far fetched? Maybe, but how about lightly buzzing the brains pleasure centers when employee is at work to improve esprit de corps?

Re:Tesla sends untrained employees to work on cars as servic... by SketchySeaBeast on Friday June 17, 2022 @09:11AM (#31777598)
Even dial it back a notch from that. "We can't help but notice you're having negative thoughts about the company. You're being put on a Though Improvement Initiative."