News for hackers. Stuff that matters.
Re:Ubuntu Core 22 is now available – optimised for IoT and e... by quartesixte on Wednesday June 15, 2022 @01:12PM (#31756067)
>If I had a dollar for every time I had apt bullshit me with "requires package, but it will not be installed" or something of the sort I'd probably have something over $20 which isn't that much but still infuriatingly high.

Completely unrelated but the exactness of this turn of phrase here delighted me so much and without your permission I’d like to steal it for my own use in my daily conversations (without credit).

Re:Ubuntu Core 22 is now available – optimised for IoT and e... by LeifCarrotson on Wednesday June 15, 2022 @01:37PM (#31756421)
It's an adaptation of Doofenshmirtz's line from Phineas and Ferb:

> "Wow! If I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. Right?"