… I wish I was little bit taller

I wish I was a baller

I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat, And a six four Impala

I wish I was like, six foot nine

So I can get with Leoshi

She don't know me

but yo she's really fine...

You know I see her all the time everywhere I go

but even in my dreams I can scheme my way to make her mine...

This is not Reddit.

You made my day with that Skeelo reference!

Along with "npm install ..."

The grave isn't big enough.

It would be unusual to see an epitaph containing any personal thoughts, because most such messages are written by surviving family members, not the deceased.

Things you will read on a gravestone:

“I wish I never got married”

“I wish my wife would’ve left sooner”

Because I’ve seen “I wish I had worked less.” on a gravestone?

Yeah, there's typically little or nothing. No meaningful sentiments from the deceased. That's part of what the popular funeral poem "The Dash" plays on—everything that mattered in a life, by the time it's nothing but marks on a stone, is expressed in the distinctly inexpressive dash between the birth and death dates. It's rare to actually put anything about the life on there. "Loving father" or something is usually the most you get, if that. Sometimes poets or writers will compose a stanza for theirs, but those are exceptional.

There was a famous Swedish author called Fritiof Nilsson Piraten, whose grave lacks any name but instead had the inscription (translated):

"Here below are the ashes of a man who had the habit of putting everything off until tomorrow. But in his last days he improved, and did actually die on January 31, 1972."

There are some which are exceptional.

One in Tombstone, AZ (probably the only place people read these) says "We killed him by mistake. Too bad."

There may really be a grave with the poem: "Here lies the body of Richard Weigh, who died defending his right of way. He was right, dead right, as he sped along. And he's just as dead as if he was wrong"

Maybe that’s because the life that died is not under that stone. What’s under that stone isn’t even the husk of that life.

It's an expression. It means what people say at the end of their life.

There's a great song by Titãs, Epitáfio, which imagines a gravestone with all these thoughts, "I wish I had watched more sunsets, I wish I had cared less..."

You might have the first one, but they won't describe it as work. They might say "taken risks" "followed my dream" etc.