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Re:Major crypto lender Celsius freezes withdrawals as market... by dontbenebby on Monday June 13, 2022 @12:39PM (#31727932)
Re:Major crypto lender Celsius freezes withdrawals as market... by thaway2839 on Monday June 13, 2022 @08:23PM (#31733360)
I don't understand your link to the Onion here.

Are you joking or do you not realize that the Onion is satire?