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Re:Major crypto lender Celsius freezes withdrawals as market... by serf on Monday June 13, 2022 @07:33AM (#31723978)
> if you can't realistically use crypto as money (which you can't), then there is no reason to hold it unless it is rising

i'm glad i've been able to convince those suckers over at Mullvad to continually sell me hours for this not-money btc.

They're really going to have egg on their face once they realize how I pulled the wool over their eyes.

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Re:Major crypto lender Celsius freezes withdrawals as market... by ethanbond on Monday June 13, 2022 @07:36AM (#31724007)
The old “Madoff’s staff can buy groceries, no way it’s a scam!”
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Re:Major crypto lender Celsius freezes withdrawals as market... by adam_arthur on Monday June 13, 2022 @08:58AM (#31724888)
"Look, they're paying me 20% guaranteed yield! How can this not be real?"
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