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Re:Major crypto lender Celsius freezes withdrawals as market... by mbg721 on Monday June 13, 2022 @07:31AM (#31723963)
Ohio has a somewhat notorious billboard that reads "Hell is real."
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Re:Major crypto lender Celsius freezes withdrawals as market... by mumblemumble on Monday June 13, 2022 @11:03AM (#31726585)
Crypto is real. Hell is real. Therefore, crypto is hell.

This is the one time I'll accept the fallacy of the undistributed middle without question.

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Re:Major crypto lender Celsius freezes withdrawals as market... by mrep on Monday June 13, 2022 @08:06AM (#31724285)
indiana has one too with jesus is real on the other side.
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Re:Major crypto lender Celsius freezes withdrawals as market... by robinsta on Monday June 13, 2022 @09:10AM (#31725049)
I drive past that billboard between Columbus and Cincinnati all the time! FC Cincinnati and Columbus Crew have coopted it for their rivalry games, calling it the "Hell is Real derby". Seems like this week maybe hell and crypto are the same thing?
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Re:Major crypto lender Celsius freezes withdrawals as market... by mbg721 on Monday June 13, 2022 @01:29PM (#31728656)
I believe in that case it's pronounced "reál".
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Re:Major crypto lender Celsius freezes withdrawals as market... by BitwiseFool on Monday June 13, 2022 @05:33PM (#31732059)
>Ohio has a somewhat notorious billboard that reads "Hell is real."

What an odd way to welcome people to Ohio, surely they already know where they are? /s

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