My favorite thing about Clubhouse were the profile descriptions people chose to write about themselves. Somehow they were even worse than Twitter profile descriptions, and were both deeply unironic and hilariously serious.

Ever meet someone with a doctorate degree who insists on being addressed as "Doctor" So-and-so at all times? I've only met a handful of people like that, thankfully, but it was like Clubhouse was a shining light in the night to these self-obsessed moths.