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Re:Update on Hiring Plans by rvz on Thursday June 02, 2022 @06:50PM (#31601560)
I'm afraid you will be disappointed to learn that Coinbase is going to be alive for the next 5+ years.
Re:Update on Hiring Plans by diogenescynic on Friday June 03, 2022 @12:55AM (#31604453)
Not at this rate.
Re:Update on Hiring Plans by rvz on Friday June 03, 2022 @05:48PM (#31614099)
Actually at any rate, given that they still win on either side of the trade and have complied with many regulations; survived any bull or bear market just like they have survived 2013, 2018, 2020 and so on.

Until all cryptocurrencies are totally wiped out, banned and stopped completely 100%, then Coinbase is finished. Realistically and especially at this rate, I'm afraid that is simply not going to happen.