Coffee drinking linked to lower mortality risk, new study finds

Re:Coffee drinking linked to lower mortality risk, new study... by ryandvm on Thursday June 02, 2022 @12:12PM (#31596701)

I decided to go the other way and ignore all the potential confounders and just cargo-cult the hell out of all of this stuff. I'm bound to hit a few of the actual factors.

Now if you'll excuse me I need to go drink my coffee and glass of red wine while doing yoga/meditation, then eating Mediterranean meals during my intermittent fasting period while making more that $75K per year, sleeping 8 hours a day and living in a "blue zone".

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Re:Coffee drinking linked to lower mortality risk, new study... by nicbou on Friday June 03, 2022 @02:03AM (#31604786)

This sounds like a good life no matter how long it is

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Re:Coffee drinking linked to lower mortality risk, new study... by Maursault on Thursday June 02, 2022 @08:57PM (#31602811)

> Now if you'll excuse me

Well, I guess you're more of the live fast die young crowd and shouldn't expect to be here much longer, not without copious amounts of carrot juice, chili peppers and olive oil.

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Re:Coffee drinking linked to lower mortality risk, new study... by _moof on Friday June 03, 2022 @04:35AM (#31605739)

Don't forget the turmeric. You know, for inflammation.

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Re:Coffee drinking linked to lower mortality risk, new study... by sammalloy on Thursday June 02, 2022 @08:10PM (#31602343)

The red wine thingy was mostly debunked a few years ago. Kudos for adding the $75K part, I got the joke.

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