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Re:The US military launched 500M needles into space (2019) by spicy_tendies on Wednesday June 01, 2022 @01:28PM (#31585187)
>Today in our digital world, of course, a similar electromagnetic pulse would have much more catastrophic effects, especially if near more populated centers, potentially even revealing the Lizard people’s Matrix, which would be catastrophic to our Draconian overlords’ (may they reign forever) plans…

I loved this joke they threw in there

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Re:The US military launched 500M needles into space (2019) by jmmcd on Wednesday June 01, 2022 @06:27PM (#31588945)
I also enjoyed the phrasing:

> To begin with, the ionosphere’s composition changes most drastically at night, primarily because, of course, the Sun goes missing for a bit.

I can imagine Bertie Wooster saying this.

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