I don't have the time, but I'd love to see someone rewrite "Reminiscences of a Stock Operator" as "Reminiscences of a Crypto Operator". I don't think you'd have to change any of the scams, only the context. Partner with a good illustrator and it would make a lovely coffee table book.

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