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Re:Outhorse Your Email by lifeisstillgood on Thursday May 19, 2022 @07:02AM (#31432944)
The scalability depends on the typing speed of the horse, which of course is limited by how much they are carrying.

An unladen horse can clearly type faster than one weighed down with for example coconuts, and we must not forget the span between the shift key and the number row. This is a very large keyboard for native Icelandic horses, and while the European breed might make the span, the African variety can easily get those awkward two hoof symbols.

All in all it is clear that the Icelandic government must give immigration privileges to unladen African horses immediately to prevent this startup industry going under.

Write your Althing member now !

Re:Outhorse Your Email by drKarl on Thursday May 19, 2022 @08:14AM (#31433510)
And this is a reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail:)
Re:Outhorse Your Email by technothrasher on Thursday May 19, 2022 @08:30AM (#31433682)
I believe the appropriate response would have been "a hØrse once bit my sister..."