Oh my god. Tell me what problems you're experiencing and how you've tried to solve them. Talk to me about goals and knowledge gaps. What's your approach to "I don't know how to do this" and what do you think of mine? Why is the internet apparently disabled at your business? Talk to me about holes in your onboarding process and ask me how I'd fix them. Use me as a sanity check for your data structures vs business intent.

https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/02/13/professor-layt...

Why are you always asking me to rediscover and reimplement the Fibonacci sequence when none of us give a fuck about it? This whole thing's insane, what have I become.