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Re:Coinbase announces it will slow down hiring by next_xibalba on Tuesday May 17, 2022 @12:22PM (#31412932)
Coinbase has seen their stock price plummet by 80% in the last 6 months. For comparison, the NASDAQ is down 25% and the Russell 3000 is down 16% over that same period. In other words, Coinbase has performed much worse than most other equities.

This decline in stock price was exacerbated by the recent crash in crypto prices and a large net income loss in Coinbase's most recent quarterly results.

All of this to say, investors' confidence in Coinbase has been absolutely rattled. An announcement of a hiring slowdown/freeze or layoffs could accelerate the Coinbase sell off if it is misinterpreted as evidence of a meltdown of the business. So Coinbase is trying to get out in front of and own the message around their change in hiring patterns. "We are acting as good stewards of your investment, and no reason to panic."

This post surely addresses many stakeholder groups, but investors seem to be the primary constituency that is being reassured.

Re:Coinbase announces it will slow down hiring by MomoXenosaga on Tuesday May 17, 2022 @12:57PM (#31413452)
If crypto is mostly a "get rich quick" scheme and shortcut to riches plummeting prices will cool down the hype fast. There's no such thing as a money printing machine that doesn't backfire.
Re:Coinbase announces it will slow down hiring by duped on Tuesday May 17, 2022 @01:37PM (#31413954)
It's not a get rich quick scheme, it's a Ponzi scheme. o Once you can't convince new suckers to buy in the system collapses and the one left holding the bag loses everything.
Re:Coinbase announces it will slow down hiring by maerF0x0 on Tuesday May 17, 2022 @02:27PM (#31414591)
if that's a ponzi scheme then so is the USD.
Re:Coinbase announces it will slow down hiring by burntoutfire on Tuesday May 17, 2022 @04:32PM (#31415928)
The USD has intrinsic value - the US government insists on receiveing its taxes in USD, and only in USD. This alone creates trillions of dollars per year of real demand for USD. Crypto doesn't have anything like it.