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Re:Why I Quit Google’s WebAssembly Team, and How It Made Me ... by cinntaile on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @02:30PM (#31343943)
It must really suck to live on planet earth with its giant magnetic field.
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Re:Why I Quit Google’s WebAssembly Team, and How It Made Me ... by mmh0000 on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @02:51PM (#31344205)
This is why you should always wear a crystal. The crystal will adsorb the latent EMF and harmonize you with Gia. Also consider a negative-ion bracelet and sleeping with your head pointing north which will alleviate any remaining symptoms of EMF.

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Re:Why I Quit Google’s WebAssembly Team, and How It Made Me ... by 4e530344963049 on Wednesday May 11, 2022 @02:53PM (#31344223)
Mars doesn't have one...
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