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Re:If Programming Languages Were Futurama Characters by kstenerud on Tuesday May 10, 2022 @01:23AM (#31323754)
Nix.

Supposedly simple, but nobody except his acolytes can understand him.

Everything technically fits together contractually, but good luck with the fine print.

Delights in the torment and frustration of others. The fact that he can always lay the blame on them as architects of their own doom is just icing on the hellish cake.

Re:If Programming Languages Were Futurama Characters by kstenerud on Tuesday May 10, 2022 @03:38AM (#31324535)
Further note: It helps to read this description in the Robot Devil's jovial voice.

And add a few moments of delectable "mwahahaha" here and there...