Err, OK keyboard warrior. I think you read way too much in to this. This is PC gone nuts. If I were to have said "impressing handsome men with your magic force" would it have been offensive to you? I think you need go grow up. To spell it out for you, the amusement is not from the closing scenario (whichever pronouns and adjectives are selected) but the reduction of grand theory to the relative triviality of human relations. Enjoy your zealous mission... whatever your point was.