When you win A New Car! on the Price is Right, you better believe the IRS and all relevant local tax municipalities express no confusion on how to tax you for it. BitCoin would not be particularly different. Without a rigid wall completely separating the BitCoin economy from the greater global economy (in which the USD is only one player), the greater global economy will tend to efficiently price a BitCoin. ("Efficiently price" is a technical term, what it means in this case is that the conversion rate in some sense has a real existence and isn't just a polite fiction, though there's a couple of simple logical steps betwixt the raw definition and that conclusion.)
There is basically no escape from taxes, other than any that may be explicitly laid out in tax law.
But what happens if you do business entirely with an unofficial currency like BitCoin, do you have to pay taxes based on some arbitrarily converted USD value? Or can you escape taxes altogether?