Re:Austria Buys JavaScript from Brendan Eich
by hagen2022 on Saturday April 30, 2022 @09:12AM
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FTA: (is it a joke?)
Austria will also announce three changes to the language:
1. Adding a “sleep” function.
The NSA popularised Javascript to prevent aliens from learning about American military secrets through dreams. Despite its dangers, Austria will likely add a “sleep” function to annoy the American administration.
2. Assigning front-end frameworks to political parties.
Sources say that the Austrian government is still defining the mapping of frameworks to parties. However, they noted that “Angular is surely neoliberal; Vue is more of a hippie commune.”
3. Adding a “goto” keyword.
A recent study has shown, in addition, that the “goto” keyword can actually cause you to “go to” places you don’t want to go.
Austria will also announce three changes to the language:
1. Adding a “sleep” function.
The NSA popularised Javascript to prevent aliens from learning about American military secrets through dreams. Despite its dangers, Austria will likely add a “sleep” function to annoy the American administration.
2. Assigning front-end frameworks to political parties.
Sources say that the Austrian government is still defining the mapping of frameworks to parties. However, they noted that “Angular is surely neoliberal; Vue is more of a hippie commune.”
3. Adding a “goto” keyword.
A recent study has shown, in addition, that the “goto” keyword can actually cause you to “go to” places you don’t want to go.