Re:Show HN: A programmer's approach to finding gifts
by gear_envy on Friday April 22, 2022 @12:00PM
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EDM KNIFE USER MANUAL
[From WEEB Corporation, the industry leader in melee weapons and cosplay supply]
Please keep all magical weapons pointed in a safe direction and out of the reach of children.
Step 1:
Using aseptic technique, load the hilt chamber with concentrated liquid MDMA. Remember to wear gloves during this process!
Step 2:
While the product is still sheathed, activate the EDM Knife’s special powers by performing the PLUR hand signs as if you were casting a Naruto jutsu.
The knife will begin emitting lights and a sick beat as soon as you draw it. This indicates that the weapon will now inflict a status ailment.
Step 3:
Proceed to stab and/or slash your opponent(s). If you followed Steps 1 and 2 correctly, your wounded enemies will soon be rolling too hard to continue fighting.
*WEEB Corporation is not liable for any injury caused. Please contact customer support for any questions and concerns.
[From WEEB Corporation, the industry leader in melee weapons and cosplay supply]
Please keep all magical weapons pointed in a safe direction and out of the reach of children.
Step 1: Using aseptic technique, load the hilt chamber with concentrated liquid MDMA. Remember to wear gloves during this process!
Step 2: While the product is still sheathed, activate the EDM Knife’s special powers by performing the PLUR hand signs as if you were casting a Naruto jutsu.
The knife will begin emitting lights and a sick beat as soon as you draw it. This indicates that the weapon will now inflict a status ailment.
Step 3: Proceed to stab and/or slash your opponent(s). If you followed Steps 1 and 2 correctly, your wounded enemies will soon be rolling too hard to continue fighting.
*WEEB Corporation is not liable for any injury caused. Please contact customer support for any questions and concerns.