> In my personal metaverse, I'm really into falconry (I've ordered several leather falcon hoods), I have a commercial truckers license, I'm part of a pushy childrens' soccer league, and am eagerly planning a trip to the holy land. I did get an invite from one of them to play golf together in Wales.

Your targetted ads must be really interesting :-)

The silver lining is, of course, that no one has yet built an accurate profile of you ...