Allow me to strongly suggest you stop DCMAing things without a human-with-a-clue in the loop before firing.

I get it, I'm an automate-first type of person, too. But it appears your outfit has made a habit of doing this, and you're messing with innocent people for no good reason. Doing that in a `for` loop is irresponsible as hell, and frankly you deserve the bad press you're getting. I highly recommend you reconsider.

Legacy media companies do this kind of thing, too. I hope you're more interested in your reputation than they are.