This was hilarious and plausible at the same time. Nice work!
And from a different field, but closer to the quip: semiconductor lithography lenses' own weight causes stresses that cause birefringence in the optics that has to be explicitly corrected for. And that was true 20 years ago already.
(Recovering particle physicist here and thinking about this even much later gives me mild trauma. ;) )
Have more info on this or link about it?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faster-than-light_neutrino_ano...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faster-than-light_neutrino_ano...
1 a : a study where participants seek to disprove their own conjectures
b: the practice of getting excited when proven wrong because it means more work
2 : a complex study where everything that can go wrong will go wrong, often small or trivial errors (frequently difficult to observe) leading to insanity within participants as they have an existential crisis coming to terms with a new world paradigm, only to then have it shattered (again) when they realize their mistake.Power is the same, but acting on the former.
Stay away from mirrors or that definition collapses on itself.
The question we still do not have any after standard model. Whilst we have some big question similar to ultraviolet crazy (like today vaccuum space has so much energy the world has been gone in 10 power negative 30 sec) etc.
Still waiting.
SO WHAT if it means other things are wrong? we need to know what we are wrong about if we are ever to get any of it right.
Well, remember the new paper? We're pretty much entering that worst case scenario.
I believe you mean "best case"! There was much hue and cry after the Higgs discovery because the result, at least from the outside, seemed like "welp, we predicted a thing and found it and we don't have any new physics to disagree with; what a letdown!"
worst case here would be something like "oh, we thought it was 7 sigma, but actually we can completely account for the discrepancy because the instrument deformed slowly under its own weight for the last decade and now we're 4 angstroms off and we still don't have any new physics to disagree with!"