A runner up was a co-worker who WAS diabetic after a pancreatic infection. He later went to the doctor to complain about some knee pain. The doctor looked at the symptoms (e.g. joint paint, diabetes, shortness of breath) and diagnosed asymptomatic obesity. The "asymptomatic" part comes from the fact that my co-worker was built like David Bowie. However, the doctor declared that the remaining symptoms pointed towards obesity and that losing forty pounds would clear up all his issues.
No surprise there given my ethnic background (which frankly should have been a dead giveaway, because thalassemias are not uncommon at all), but I saved myself from being put on iron supplementation which is already potentially dangerous for a man, but especially dangerous to someone with thalassemia.
My experience has been that 75%-90% of US doctors are borderline incompetent and that I can and do routine out-diagnose my own maladies better. Of course this also means I can lead them by the nose to get them to diagnose anything I please. Which is horrifying - they are Epic Fail if I can do that.
Admittedly I was at one time planning to become a doctor myself so I ravenously consumed everything about biology and medicine while a teen but it seems very few doctors were anything like THAT with passion I had.
Even worse few seem to know what the scientific method is, let alone practice it in any as doctors. This is equally horrifying.