Yup... Tears filled my eyes upon reading this one.

I'm the dad of two little ones - we live in what I would call a mostly safe cul de sac, which is actually considered a Court given it has less than eight houses. The only nightmares I've had in the past few years consist of my kids getting hit by one of the multiple delivery/rental trucks due to everyone ordering online these days. I can't even bear to think what OP is going through, because I would more than likely become comatose myself.