I mean, you call it a scam and exploitative, but our customers are very happy with our service. They give us repeat business by sending their kids and grandkids to us. Our brand becomes a part of their identity moreso than Apple could ever dream. They wear our logo on their clothes and they even tattoo it on their bodies. When we call our customers up every year and ask for donations, they open their checkbooks and give us money for nothing at all in return. If our business were so exploitative, why are our customers so enthusiastic about our product?