https://github.com/glenjamin/node-fib is close enough. Trying to explain how Node can do concurrent Fibonacci without calling another process is falling for the troll's trap - Node isn't "the one true tool", and you don't need to try to prove that it is. The trolls will just say that Fibonacci is too trivial, and you wouldn't use the same approach (co-operative multi-threading) for less trivial CPU-bound tasks.

You can use a hammer to bang in screws, but it's not usually the best way. If you are using co-operative multi-threading as a way to get Node to handle concurrent CPU-bound requests, you are Doing It Wrong (TM). In general, it's better to create a second (possibly not async) server to handle CPU intensive stuff, or fork stuff off to a subprocess (depending on the actual task). There might also be other ways - I'm not an expert.

I'm sure that if glenjamin had a less trivial CPU-bound task, he/she would handle it a better way (depending on what the task was). But to the Node haters, node-fib is just troll food. It's also an interesting example of how node.js works, but the trolls don't care.

Hm...

Bunch of people with limited social skills or sanity, in a virtual desert, having flame-wars with strawmen?

Sounds like burning man.