The universe is not vast enough to contain a list of all the things we've brought to the brink of ruin to make parents' lives easier. This on top of an already massive pile of all sorts of benefits from taxation and the joy of children to longer life spans and having someone to chariot you between your bed and the toilet and wipe your royal cheeks.

Yes, yes, yes, we can't have a society without children etc etc etc. I understand it can't all be on the parents. But ffs, how about some of it?

Still, this is so much better than what the EU cooked up: saving the children by forcing websites to ask for your government issued ID to watch a video.