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Re:Medical student surgically implants Bluetooth into own ea... by DonHopkins on Monday March 14, 2022 @06:37PM (#30679419)
Who doesn't want their own Personal Doctor Feelgood, who prescribes as much Adderall as you can Snort, lets you Dictate Glowing Health Letters, refers you to a Bone Spur Specialist who gets you out of Being Drafted, shoots you up with Penicillin whenever it Hurts When You Pee, then awards you a Purple Heart for getting wounded by Vagina Landmines in your Own Personal Viet Nam?

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/05/01/politics/harold-bornstein...

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/26/us/politics/trump-vietnam...

https://people.com/politics/trump-boasted-of-avoiding-stds-w...

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Re:Medical student surgically implants Bluetooth into own ea... by hyperdimension on Monday March 14, 2022 @07:04PM (#30679680)
Wow, that sounds like it just came straight from TV Tropes. You're just missing the hyperlinks.
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Re:Medical student surgically implants Bluetooth into own ea... by DonHopkins on Monday March 14, 2022 @07:19PM (#30679820)
Straight from Central Casting!

https://twitter.com/thedailyshow/status/1115452786588696576

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