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Re:Modern movies teach us awful lessons [video] by inetknght on Saturday March 12, 2022 @11:10AM (#30652317)
> I bet you could understand almost everything with all vowels replaced with schwas.

No. Have you tried understanding someone who can only pronounce consonants but also whose dialect is foreign? It's unintelligible. Vowels absolutely serve a purpose. You're just used to hearing your own words spoken back to you in the same way you've always expected them.

Re:Modern movies teach us awful lessons [video] by ElephantsMyAnus on Saturday March 12, 2022 @11:40AM (#30652573)
Different accents use different vowels, but they remain comprehensible. It's specifically those accents that also change consonants that are taken as hard to understand, such as Scouse.