I took high school and university economics, and they talked about rent controls and a few other price controls, and I agree that generally they probably aren't a good idea, but they never said that they could never work in those classes. Maybe I just went to a shitty school (Florida State University) but it wasn't a diploma mill or anything.

That said, your big rant isn't a citation, and saying "LOL IT'S IN YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CLASS YOU GOOFBALL" doesn't really count. I'm looking for one prominent economist that has stated the price controls can never work.