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Re:The quadratic formula: a tutorial by modal-soul on Friday February 25, 2022 @12:16PM (#30469563)
My teacher used the following short story:

The negative boy couldn't decide if he wanted to go to the radical party. So he decided to be square, missing out on 4 awesome chicks. It was all over by 2 AM.

Re:The quadratic formula: a tutorial by spacedcowboy on Friday February 25, 2022 @01:22PM (#30470395)
My chemistry teacher had a similar acronym for remembering which of the anode and cathode where positive and negative.

Penises are not cunts.