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Re:Controlling the nuclear fusion plasma in a tokamak with r... by peteradio on Thursday February 17, 2022 @09:14PM (#30381381)
Very cool, I came several years following and we too had a grid for similar tuning work on LHC. My fondest memories were the bizarre hangups that could occur in custom stuff like this, and the way you'd find out that you done fucked up. My favorite time was when I broke a database by sending an accidental "query all the stuff", but it was really stupid, like from the console all you had to do was type a partial "ls" and it would assume a wildcard. So when the authority in my group attached me in the email and said I broke the main monitoring database I told them they had stupid defaults and never heard anything again. My second favorite memory was when I found a way to gain production access to grid resources just by naming your output datasets in a particular way. I was sat down in a hush ceremony with the Pakistani post-doc from my group and the Russian? programmer of the system and asked to keep it quiet. I kept it quiet, and am pretty sure I failed some sort of spy test that day. It wouldn't be the last time I felt like I failed a spy test, I guess that is my third fondest memory from my time in grad school.
Re:Controlling the nuclear fusion plasma in a tokamak with r... by dekhn on Thursday February 17, 2022 @09:17PM (#30381403)
Please tell me you went on to be an SRE. Because you have the phenotype.
Re:Controlling the nuclear fusion plasma in a tokamak with r... by peteradio on Thursday February 17, 2022 @09:26PM (#30381459)
Well, my nickname in my first job out of grad school was Murphy (as in murphys law). I was essentially a dowsing rod for corner cases and it was very much not intentional and extremely distressing. You could say I have some experience.
Re:Controlling the nuclear fusion plasma in a tokamak with r... by avs733 on Thursday February 17, 2022 @10:02PM (#30381674)
I've worked in a number of factories and it seems like everyone of them has a Murphy. The people who get confronted with problems that begin with everyone saying 'thats not actually possible'. I will always remember the poor guy who had to figure out the local fire department's radio repeater was rebooting ONE SINGLE piece of equipment in a factory from about a third of a mile away.

I have always wondered if there is a way to detect this particular trait either using MRI or possibly smell. Once you are in a space you can usually identify them because everyone seems to slightly avoid their workspace out of fear of being infected.

Re:Controlling the nuclear fusion plasma in a tokamak with r... by jacquesm on Friday February 18, 2022 @02:39AM (#30383114)
> I will always remember the poor guy who had to figure out the local fire department's radio repeater was rebooting ONE SINGLE piece of equipment in a factory from about a third of a mile away.

Old relays (especially when switching large DC currents) are fantastic for this purpose. The arc will essentially give off a mini EMP across the whole spectrum and woe to you if your gear isn't shielded and grounded properly.

Re:Controlling the nuclear fusion plasma in a tokamak with r... by jacquesm on Friday February 18, 2022 @02:36AM (#30383090)
I have a family member like that. She walks into the room: all computing equipment mysteriously crashes. I haven't been able to pin it on a real world cause yet.