"Covet"? "pathetic"? "someone else has it"? You are taking this too close to heart and/or paying too much attention to the ads.

For example, I just went to wired.com and saw:

- Many ads for some sort of business-related website, looks like an mix of Slack and Google Calendar with some extra bells + whistles.

- A Outbrain block with junk like "Top 25 photos of..." and "You would be surprised about ..."

While none of those was interesting to me, none of them made me feel "pathetic" either.