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Re:Thousands of Mazdas in the Seattle area are stuck on a si... by renewiltord on Wednesday February 09, 2022 @01:25AM (#30269602)
This is true. Any kid who is capable of naming themselves has also opted out of child safety. The two characteristics are irreversibly linked.

In addition, the existence of kids who are capable of naming themselves must mean that other kids should be bumper mush. This is the only way to preserve the American Way.

Re:Thousands of Mazdas in the Seattle area are stuck on a si... by tom_ on Wednesday February 09, 2022 @06:54AM (#30271609)
If anything, it's the drivers who are the real victims here.
Re:Thousands of Mazdas in the Seattle area are stuck on a si... by krallja on Wednesday February 09, 2022 @09:13AM (#30272803)
Actually, it’s the shareholders, who have to bear the costs of these expensive lawsuits from the parents of these irresponsible children! Won’t anyone think of the shareholders?